Mug of Competency: Terms & Conditions (The Legal Bit, But Funny)
1. Hot Beverage Warning:
This mug is designed to contain hot liquids. Do not use it as a helmet, a life raft, or a substitute for actual MCA exam preparation. (Though, it might help you stay awake during those late-night study sessions!)
Sea of Competency is not responsible for any third-degree burns sustained while attempting to drink molten lava from this mug. Stick to tea, coffee, or hot chocolate.
2. Structural Integrity:
The "Mug of Competency" is not designed for use as a flotation device. If you find yourself overboard, please seek a lifejacket, not a teacup.
Do not use the mug to fend off pirates. While it may be sturdy, it's not a weapon. (Unless you're facing a particularly caffeine-deprived pirate.)
3. Microwave Mayhem:
While microwave-safe, prolonged exposure to microwaves may result in a hot mug. Use caution when removing it from the microwave. (We recommend oven gloves, not a grappling hook.)
Do not attempt to microwave the mug with the metal spoon still inside. We are not responsible for any sparks, explosions, or accidental time travel that may occur.
4. Dishwasher Disclaimer:
The "Mug of Competency" is dishwasher-safe, but we cannot guarantee its ability to withstand a rogue dishwasher tablet determined to escape its compartment.
If your dishwasher develops sentience and decides to use the mug as a bargaining chip in its quest for world domination, please contact the authorities, not Sea of Competency.
5. General Silliness:
Do not use the mug to perform unauthorised maritime signalling. (Unless your message is "I need more coffee!")
If the mug mysteriously starts spouting navigational instructions, please consult a qualified navigator, not the mug. (Though, it might be worth noting down the instructions, just in case.)
Sea of Competency is not responsible for any caffeine-induced hallucinations, sudden urges to recite the Collision Regulations, or spontaneous sea shanties that may occur while using this mug.
6. The Serious Bit (Just a Little):
By using the "Mug of Competency," you agree to hold Sea of Competency harmless from any and all liability arising from its use (or misuse).
These terms and conditions are subject to change at any time. (But we promise to keep them funny.)
Enjoy your "Mug of Competency" responsibly!